#Vancouver #Weekend. Lace up yr diapers let’s party.

Tonight!!! Do you like moustache rides!? of course you do.  The Le Movember Art Show at Ayden Gallery in Tinseltown.

Fashionable Moustache Club – Wang Wang

Corespondents – Demon Mustache

Pulp – Common People (Mustache Remix)

Grab a flyer from the unchill bro djing / tweeting / sweating (me) for a 2 for 1 discount to the official after party….

NO MORE STRANGERS at the Cobalt, 917 Main St.

There will be djs and these sexy bitches will performing.

Shimmering Stars – East Van Girls!

Carnivores – Florentine

My Friend Wallis – Free Day

Saturday.

Have you got your dirty mits on the new Diamond Rings album Special Affections that everyone is getting so excited over??? Plus these babes.  Early show 7-11pm (Party tip, come early to see MY band DBL Dragon, the other bands are alright too, I guess)

Tix $11 advance from Zulu, Redcat or online at ticketweb. $13 at door.

Diamond Rings – Something Else

Diamond Rings – Give It Up

Humans – Always Around

Teen Daze – Shine On You Crazy White Cap (GOBBLE GOBBLE’s Dive off the Beach Pier into a Lake of Clotted Blood)

DBL Dragon – Holiday

After party at Goodie

Sunday. Sleep in until alcoholic neighbours get into a screaming match. Watch USA’s Funniest Home Video. Laugh at man getting hit in balls.  Decide 2 order pizza. Forget how to use phone. Use sharp knife 2 try 2 open can of tuna. Bleed everywhere. Feast on endangered, not dolphin friendly tuna snack.

I’m calling it. Umbrella (VNDLSM) remix of 08. maybe?! Shit’s nuts.

Check the man of the hour out on his myspace

Katy Perry- I Kissed a Girl (Public\’s McFly Remix)