It’s my favourite thing in the world when someone you haven’t spoken to in a while gives you a call and it turns out they’ve reached new heights of condescending and douchey. Yeah, yeah I love that. So good. Love it. Yeah.

Thing is, I don’t wear gold silkscreened everything, incessantly talk about myself, or follow UFC… soooo it’s kinda sorta hard to relate.

While I was being mistaken for someone who would care to listen, the voice in my head: “Dude, isn’t “MANswers” on?”

(Deep breath)

Don’t worry I’ll be fine. My therapist is on speed dial.

Cajun Dance Party – The Firework