It has recently come to my attention that I’m madly in love with the artist formerly known as Lil’ Bow Wow, so much so that I feel the need to write a blog post declaring said love. With regards to justifying my newfound admiration for this industrious childstar its really quite simple, Bow Wow is (or rather was) a hit maker. Here is a timeline of his musical achievements:
“Like B.I.G. an’ Pac, I’m hard to forget,
What makes it even worse, I’m just gettin’ started.”
ps – Bow Wow’s cellphone is next generation.
Who doesn’t like a 13-year-old boy singing about ghetto girls while hanging with the infamous B2K?
This was released when Jessica Simpson was stil a virgin.
I recently sent Jojo a tweet asking if she ever dated Bow Wow, no response as of yet.
@jojoistheway So, like, did you ever date bow wow?
— Samantha B Clark(@Clarkbs) February 27, 2013
My only dream in life is to have a t-shirt with my face painted on it. On the real though, do his braids make music when he walks?
Bow Wow actually helped write this song and it’s all kinds of deep.
When Bow Wow and Ciara snuggled, who was the lil spoon?
I’m only posting this because Bow Wow pulls a Bieber and wears a backpack for no reason. Other than that, T-Pain gives me nightmares.
posted by @clarkbs