May 19 2009
A Night Out With Edward
Edward is totally in Vancouver to shoot the new Twilight movie and Alexis Bullen and Darcy Andersen are totally his new besties–too bad they are BACKSTABBING BESTIES! BITCHES TOTALLY SOLD HIS PICS TO THE PAPS!!!
Check em ouuut:
Edward pours Darcy a cup of tea cause he's a gentleman like that
just doin' reverse push ups, no biggie
Edward drinks a rum & coke...
...then dials some HOESSSS HE KNOWSSSS
Edward as Jesus is takin' away the sins of the world y'all
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“Twilight” is super twisted… Edward is a 120 year old vampire who trolls for girls in high school. Total pedophile. And the whole Mormon “wait til you’re married” thing is perverted in this story by that scene in Bella’s bedroom when Edward is “watching” her sleep yeah right! Everybody knows vampires have phantom sex with you in your dreams.