Archive for July, 2008:
People Falling over is sooo funny
Yes, it’s true I am cruel and heartless, but that’s okay because so are you.
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It’s funny when Carmen Electra falls because when she married Dave Navarro (who has a soul patch), they sent out wedding invitations with a picture of them both naked on it and professed their disgusting, sick love for each other on their reality tv show (which sucked) and now they’re divorced. ahahahaha (it’s so fun being mean).
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This one is great because a Shaolin Monk does some crazy sword flip thing, almost cutting his dick off and makes a hole in the runway in the process. Unfortunately they forget to tell the talent to watch out for it.
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Swish, swish, swish, go the frilly red pants.
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This might be the best ever.
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Just to keep it all music related, here’s Rich Boy throwing some D’s a little too hard.
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AHAHAHA, I could watch this stuff all day but I don’t because im too busy slingin mix tapes.
Tread Lightly
Me Liky liky
A new Lykke Li mix from my favorite DJ and WC alum, Christian Flores.
Lykke Li - Dance, Dance, Dance (Christian Flores’ Phones Edit)
Bonjour? Hello?
Ever wonder why French dance music is so good? It’s not their berets, tight pants, or Karl Lagerfeld. It’s because the rest of their music sounds like it’s lyrics are from a sexual magnetic poetry kit.
Maybe it started with Serge Gainsbourg’s breathy, “Je t’aime,” which, by the way, is about bum sex. Serge also recorded a song with his daughter about incest.
Even France’s first lady Carla Bruni released her own whispery sex anthem cd’s.
Carla Bruni - Quelqu’un m’a dit
with lyrics like, “You are my junk…. More deadly than Afghan heroin. More dangerous than Colombian white powder”…. “My guy, I roll him up and smoke him.”
Perhaps French dance music is the result of these pent up sexual quivers? With all that sexual poetry music you need something on the opposite end to balance out the musical spectrum.
Take this 1975 track for example, Nanette Corey is a French porn actress who recorded the track “Viens dans ma bouche” which means “come in my mouth” for all you Anglos.
Nanette Corey - Viens dans ma bouche (come in my mouth)
Here’s some of Nanette’s lyrics translated so you can Karaoke along “en englais”.
“give me…my mouth is for you, love me, come into my mouth”
“when I was little I used to suck my thumb…but I like it better when your thumb is in my mouth”
“come into my mouth…Aaaaah Aaaaah”
There’s even a whole blog dedicated to the genre, “Filles Sourires”.
Maybe France’s short work week results in lots of dirty whispering? If I had more spare time I’d totally lay down some whisper tracks on my Garage Band.
Sweet nineties sweat
Ginuwine totally makes me wanne have…. a pony!
And they are not inferior to horses (yes they are..)
I was dancing to it when I was 14, did not know what the lyrics ment. Just thinking about ponies.
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90s melancholia right here! Apparently Justus Kohncke was in Whirlpool Productions. It swings..
Whirlpool Productions – From Disco To Disco
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Clip your fingernails before partying,
Sweet peace!
Paid Nin Full
We’re talking rap trax vol. 1 baby. Still no. 1.
Eric B & Rakim – Paid In Full (Coldcut Remix)
here’s the original.. . in the late 80′s, this was a stone cold hit.. much like Micheal Jackson.. . and moustaches.
Raw
I’m watching Mike Tyson’s Greatest Hits on ESPN right now. Back in ’85, Tyson literally tore Sammy Scaff’s nose off of his face with a punch after just 79 seconds. And I’m not even exaggerating… the side of his nose became a flap that opened to a river of blood when he exhaled.
Sorry to get off topic, but I’m horribly stunned by what I just saw. The tattoo-faced one used to be soooo bad (bad meaning good)… now he’s just bad (bad meaning bad) and keeps busy with this. Of course, there might be nothing better than a glimpse into Mikey’s psyche. [sigh]… awesome.
Throwback Miami booty jam, anyone?
Renard With No Regard – Turn Up the Music
Or, how ’bout some Fedde?
Fedde Le Grand & Funkerman – My Fire
Ciao friends.
Special Mashup Post #1
Mashups are great. It’s all about the novelty of hearing a song in an entirely different context, bringing attention to different elements that you wouldn’t notice. True, a lot of mashups are nothing but functional dancefloor fillers, but there are also some really good works of art in the mashup world. Here are some examples. They are both from mix CDs but still highly listenable as songs.
The Beatles vs Kraftwerk – Tour Da Elenor Rigby (Soulwax Remix)
Chicken Lips – Zeefungk Clap Slap ft Ciccone youth – Me and Jill
